U r so Cute & Dashing..

Don’t stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing..

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JOKES
recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)

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During lecture in maths class

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

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GADHA mar jayega

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

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Love is possible after friendship

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!

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Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:

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Most CUTE persons in the world!!

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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mistake aap ki hi hogi :p

If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,

JUST SLAP URSELF

mistake aap ki hi hogi :p

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Larkiyan aapas men Galy Milty waqt

Larkiyan aapas men Galy Milty waqt Kya
Sochti Hen.?
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Is K To Mujh se B Zyada ‘Barry’ Ho Gye hain..
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Pta nai knsa shampoo use krti hy “BAALON” pe.
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O hath jorrta hoon tery aagy,
sudhar ja kbi to acha soch liya kr,.

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1 Bacha Raat Ko Apne Uncle or Aunti K

1 Bacha Raat Ko Apne Uncle or Aunti K Room
Mein Gia or Jate Hi Herat Zada Ho K Bola:

“Aunti Khud ko Dekho kia ker Rahi ho
Mujhe SIRF Angutha Choosne Per Marti Ho?

Or Khud itna Bara

*

AAM Choos Rahi ho”

HAPPY MANGO SEASON
IN ADVANCE,.

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