Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Bette Davis
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Bob Hope
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
Kevin...