Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts

Saturday, 3 December 2011

MEDIA ki LARKI

Policemen: JAIL mæn Kese Aye?.Pathan: MEDIA ki LARKI interview ker rahi thi.Us k SEENAY per "PRESS" likha tha.Mene daba diya bus itni c baat pe me and...

Smosa khol kr

PATHAN Smosa khol kr andr ka masala kha rha tha1 admi ne pocha pura kyun nahi khaTe.Pathan bolababa Doctor ne bahir ki cheez khaNe se maNa kia ...

Friday, 25 November 2011

Unlimited Funny Quotes

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. Bette Davis A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. Erma Bombeck A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. George Bernard Shaw A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. Bob Hope A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. Kevin...