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Thursday, 19 January 2012

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida

12:18:00 admin 0

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida2nd day wapus kar diyaShopkper:Q wapus kr rahe ho Pathan:ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or yesala seetiyan bajata h...

MEDIA ki LARKI

06:37:00 admin 0

Policemen: JAIL mæn Kese Aye?.Pathan: MEDIA ki LARKI interview ker rahi thi.Us k SEENAY per "PRESS" likha tha.Mene daba diya bus itni c baat pe me and...

Smosa khol kr

06:36:00 admin 0

PATHAN Smosa khol kr andr ka masala kha rha tha1 admi ne pocha pura kyun nahi khaTe.Pathan bolababa Doctor ne bahir ki cheez khaNe se maNa kia ...

Joota chupai ki rasm

06:33:00 admin 0

Joota chupai ki rasm K waqt dulhay ki ek sali ne kaha men to 1100 lungi,2nd sali boli men to 2100 lungi,peeche se ek PATHAN bola 2310 mango,us mai FM B hy...

Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..

06:04:00 admin 0

Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha...PATHAN se:Q: Taleem?Ans:B.A.Q: Pakistan kb bna?.Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947.Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab...SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie1- B.A,2- 1947,3- Geelani.ab SARDAR se..Q: Naam?Ans:B.A.Q: Kab paida hoay?Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947.Q: Baap ka naam?Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab ...

Ek Din!

13:57:00 admin 0

Ek Din!Ek Pathan ki Apne Baap Se Larrai Ho Gai.Usne Baap ki Photo Qabrustan Me Ek Darakht Pr Lga DOr...Uske Neeche Likh Diya."Coming So...

Gehra Cut

13:55:00 admin 0

Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:.Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge..Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?.Nurse: 3000.Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai..Karhai Nahi Karwani.&nb...

Al-Quaida

13:52:00 admin 0

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:.1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya...Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.....Pathan: Al-Quaida.&nb...

Pathan Corrected Nic

13:49:00 admin 0

Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya:Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya...