Showing posts with label Pathan Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pathan Sms. Show all posts

Thursday 19 January 2012

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida


pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho
Pathan:
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai

Saturday 3 December 2011

MEDIA ki LARKI

Policemen: JAIL mæn Kese Aye?
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PathanMEDIA ki LARKI interview ker rahi thi
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Us k SEENAY per "PRESS" likha tha
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Mene daba diya bus itni c baat pe me andar.

Smosa khol kr

PATHAN Smosa khol kr andr ka masala kha rha tha
1 admi ne pocha pura kyun nahi khaTe
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Pathan bola
baba Doctor ne bahir ki cheez khaNe se maNa kia hAi

Joota chupai ki rasm

Joota chupai ki rasm K waqt dulhay ki ek sali ne kaha men to 1100 lungi,
2nd sali boli men to 2100 lungi,
peeche se ek PATHAN bola 2310 mango,
us mai FM B hy...

Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..

Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
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PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Pakistan kb bna?
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Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
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Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
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SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
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ab SARDAR se.
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Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
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Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai

Friday 2 December 2011

Ek Din!







Ek Din!
Ek Pathan ki Apne Baap Se Larrai Ho Gai
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Usne Baap ki Photo Qabrustan Me Ek Darakht Pr Lga D
Or
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Uske Neeche Likh Diya
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"Coming Soon"

Gehra Cut





Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:
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Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.
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Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?
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Nurse: 3000
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Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.
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Karhai Nahi Karwani. 

Al-Quaida





Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
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1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
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Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
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Pathan: Al-Quaida. 

Pathan Corrected Nic


Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya:
Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.
Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.
Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.
Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya.


AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA THA








AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA THA 
ADMI NE POCHA TO KEHNAY LAGA MUJHAY YAQEEN HA IS KE ANDAR KELE HI HOGA.
 

Passport size photo nikalo

Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
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"Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye"