Katrina, Aishwarya, Kareena or Veena aik Sath

Train mein Katrina without ticket travel kar rahi thi... T.T Ne us'se 100 Rs liye.

Aishwarya ne jeans pehni thi us'se 75 liye.

Kareena ne skirt pehni thie us'se 50 liye

Lakin Veena Malik se kuch nahi liya,

Why?

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Kiun k....

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us k pass  ticket tha...

@(S0cH BadLo ge to MuLK BaDLega KAmin0)@

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Breaking News By Rehman Malik

Breaking News..!

Raat 12 Sa Subha 8 Tak Miyan Or Biwi K 7 Sone Par Bi Pabandi..

Desht Gard Peda Hone Ka Dar

Rehman Malik

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Shaadi ki raat pappu Confuse ho

Shaadi ki raat pappu Confuse ho
gya kii kya baat kre..
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aadha Ghanta Sochne ke baad
pappu apni biwi se bola
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"Kya aapke gharwaalo ko pata hai
aaj aap Yahi rukegi...??
:P

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Duniya Main Sub Se Barra Jadoo

Duniya Main Sub Se
Barra Or khaternaak
Jadoo kahan Hota Hy?
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Beauty Parlous Mai,
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Jaati koi Or Hy,
Aati koi Aur Hy..

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Peep Peep... Hat jao

Peep peep

peep peep

Hat jao

India Ghar ja raha hai

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/_*_'*_/.\*

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Rasta band

mat krna

peeche 

PAKISTAN b

aa rha hai.

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Aesi kon C website hai

Aesi kon C website hai

jisko larkay 0r larkiyan

chup chup k dekhtay 

hain?

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www.Results.pk

Aik bar phr apki soch ko 

Salam :P

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My hobbyis watching Bubble

Boys - I'm Hassham , My hobbyis watching Bubble.
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I'm "Ali":- My hobby is

watching Bubble :-D .
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I'm "Ahmad" :- My hobby is also
watching Bubble.
. I'm "fahad" :- My hobby is also
watching Bubble.
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I'm "Saad" :- My hobby is also
watching Bubble.
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Teacher: Oh, all boys have same
hobbies, That's Go0d... :) :O
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Now Girls, Please..??
Girl :- Hi My name is Bubble & I like to
wear mini skirts... :P :D =D :P

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Pakistan Vs India Match

PAk 195/4

20 Overs

NAzir 71

Jamsheed 63

Afridi 61
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India 129/9 

Overs(20)

AjmaL 4 Wickets

GuL 3 Wickets

Afridi 2 Wickets

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COngratzZz PAk wiN byYy 66 rUNzZz
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Peshawar maiN MatcH NAzar Aa GayAa :p

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Pak Players E-Mail Address

Pak Players E-Mail Address’s: Salman Butt- In-Out_In-Out@ Home-Only.Com Kamran Akmal- Drop-A-Catch@ Crucial_Period.Com Younis Khan- Useless@ All_Levels.Com Shoaib Malik- Useful_Only@ India_Games.Com Misbah-Ul-Haq- Playing4free@ God’s_Will.Com Mohammad Yousuf: 30_Overs_Waste@Slow_Pace.Com Advertisement Inazamam Ul Haq: 1st-Of-All_Thanks-2-Allah@ ICL.Com Shahid Afridi- Over-Rated@ Boom_Boom.Com Rana Naved-Ul-Hasan- Always4enemy_Service@Free.Com Fawad Alam- Why-I-M-There@God_Knows.Com Umar Gul- Yorker_Master@T20.Com Shoaib Akhtar- Found@Pcb-Head_Office.Com Danish Kaneria Available_Only@ Test_Level.Com..

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Breaking News by Umar Gul

BREAKING NEWZ
Umar Gul ki Shandaar Batting ke Baad
Hukumat ka Naswaar ki Qeemat pe 2 rupee ki
Kami ka Ailan... :P :D

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Saturday Noon Fun

Saturday Noon,

An Old Man With A Hot Girl Entered A Jewellery Shop And Chose A Ring Worth $200000 For The Girl.

Giving Cheque, He Said He'd Collect The Ring On Monday Aftr The Cheque Is Cleard.

On Monday,
Jeweller Called Up The Old Man. There's No Money In Ur Account!

Old Man:I Know,
But Can You Imägine The Weekend I Had.....
(',')...

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Muftay Ki Pepsi!

Aik aadmi Pepsi samnay rakh k udaaas baitha us ko tak raha thaa...

Aik dost aaya aur aik hi sans mai ghata ghat us ki poori pepsi pee gaya aur bola

kya baat hai dost...bht udaas baithay ho?

Udaas dost bolta hai.."aaj k din hi manhooos hai .. subha bv sai jhigra hwa...ghussay mai ghar sai nikla tou accident ho gaya...gari k chakkay mai police station pai khawar hwa ... phir late office pohncha tou boss nai job sai nikal dia...abhi pepsi mai zehar mila k khudkushi karnay ja raha tha k tum pepsi pee gai".

Moral: Har waqt ka mufta acha nahi hota 

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Height of Tapana - Boy vs Girl

Boy:kesi ho?
Girl:f9 :-)

Boy:missing me?
Girl: :-P

Boy:yar meri tbiyat khrab hy
Girl: :o

Boy:aj kesa din guzra?
Girl: ;-)

Boy:busy ho?
Girl: umhm B-)

Boy:Koi pas hy?
Girl:kha na nhi :-@

Boy:Tou pagal ki bachi munh se kuch
phoot bhi,apne abbu ki shaklay send
kr rahi he,
Girl: ;-(

:DDD

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Vazeer-e-papi Veena malik

Hafeez world cup apne sath laya to.
Main uski
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papi lon ge.
(Vazeer-e-papi Veena malik)

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veena malik ne elaan kiya hai k

Taza khabar

veena malik ne elaan kiya hai

k

Main Apni Beti Ki Shadi Us

Se Karoon Ge Jo Mujhse B

Bara Beghairat Hoga

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Ustad Teri To Lottri

Lag Gai…:-

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Veena malik ka 1122 k staff ko lecture

Agar Tum meri Aag Nhi bhuja saky to 

Facterion 0r Ghar0n mein 

lagny wali aag kya khaak bhujao gy"?

Veena malik ka

1122 k staff ko

do tok alfaz mein Lecture..

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Veena Malik ka night discount package...

"SONAY" ki keemat 49,700/- Rupees tak pounch gai hy

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Magar merey sath SONAY ki Qeemat aaj b
15,000/- hi hy
Veena Malik ka night discount package...

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Apna figure kya kharab karna

1 Murghi dusri se
Dekho mera Anda zada bara hy isliye 7.50 Rs ka bikta hy or tumhara 7 Rs ka

2nd Murghi
Choro behan ATTHANI  k peche apna figure kya kharab karna

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Adult Sms: Judge to Veena Maalik

Judge to Veena Maalik
aap ko kab pata chala k apka RAPE howa hai
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Veena:
Jab cheque cash nahi howa.

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Chappal Bahar rakhne me or miss call dene me kya common hai? . socho.. . socho.. . socho.. . nahi pata ? . dono me darr laga rahta hai, KOI UTHA NA LE..!

Chappal Bahar rakhne me or miss call dene me kya common hai?
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socho..
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socho..
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socho..
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nahi pata ?
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dono me darr laga rahta hai, KOI UTHA NA LE..!

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