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Tuesday, 27 November 2012

Katrina, Aishwarya, Kareena or Veena aik Sath

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Train mein Katrina without ticket travel kar rahi thi... T.T Ne us'se 100 Rs liye. Aishwarya ne jeans pehni thi us'se 75 liye. Kareena ne skirt pehni thie us'se 50 liye Lakin Veena Malik se kuch nahi liya, Why? ?? Kiun k.... . . . . us k pass ticket tha... @(S0cH BadLo ge to MuLK BaDLega KAmin0)@ ...

Breaking News By Rehman Malik

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Breaking News..! Raat 12 Sa Subha 8 Tak Miyan Or Biwi K 7 Sone Par Bi Pabandi.. Desht Gard Peda Hone Ka Dar Rehman Malik...

Shaadi ki raat pappu Confuse ho

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Shaadi ki raat pappu Confuse hogya kii kya baat kre.....aadha Ghanta Sochne ke baadpappu apni biwi se bola... .."Kya aapke gharwaalo ko pata haiaaj aap Yahi rukegi...??:...

Duniya Main Sub Se Barra Jadoo

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Duniya Main Sub Se Barra Or khaternaak Jadoo kahan Hota Hy? . . . . . . . . . . . . Beauty Parlous Mai, . Jaati koi Or Hy, Aati koi Aur Hy.. ...

Peep Peep... Hat jao

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Peep peep peep peep Hat jao India Ghar ja raha hai *'_'*_'* /_*_'*_/.\* *|_[]_|_!* Rasta band mat krna peeche PAKISTAN b aa rha hai...

Aesi kon C website hai

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Aesi kon C website hai jisko larkay 0r larkiyan chup chup k dekhtay hain? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . www.Results.pk Aik bar phr apki soch ko Salam :...

My hobbyis watching Bubble

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Boys - I'm Hassham , My hobbyis watching Bubble. . . . I'm "Ali":- My hobby is watching Bubble :-D . . . I'm "Ahmad" :- My hobby is also watching Bubble. . I'm "fahad" :- My hobby is also watching Bubble. . I'm "Saad" :- My hobby is also watching Bubble. . Teacher: Oh, all boys have same hobbies, That's Go0d... :) :O . . Now Girls, Please..?? Girl :- Hi My name is Bubble...

Pakistan Vs India Match

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PAk 195/4 20 Overs NAzir 71 Jamsheed 63 Afridi 61 . India 129/9 Overs(20) AjmaL 4 Wickets GuL 3 Wickets Afridi 2 Wickets . COngratzZz PAk wiN byYy 66 rUNzZz . . . . . . Peshawar maiN MatcH NAzar Aa GayAa :p ...

Pak Players E-Mail Address

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Pak Players E-Mail Address’s: Salman Butt- In-Out_In-Out@ Home-Only.Com Kamran Akmal- Drop-A-Catch@ Crucial_Period.Com Younis Khan- Useless@ All_Levels.Com Shoaib Malik- Useful_Only@ India_Games.Com Misbah-Ul-Haq- Playing4free@ God’s_Will.Com Mohammad Yousuf: 30_Overs_Waste@Slow_Pace.Com Advertisement Inazamam Ul Haq: 1st-Of-All_Thanks-2-Allah@ ICL.Com Shahid Afridi-...

Breaking News by Umar Gul

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BREAKING NEWZ Umar Gul ki Shandaar Batting ke Baad Hukumat ka Naswaar ki Qeemat pe 2 rupee ki Kami ka Ailan... :P ...

Saturday Noon Fun

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Saturday Noon, An Old Man With A Hot Girl Entered A Jewellery Shop And Chose A Ring Worth $200000 For The Girl. Giving Cheque, He Said He'd Collect The Ring On Monday Aftr The Cheque Is Cleard. On Monday, Jeweller Called Up The Old Man. There's No Money In Ur Account! Old Man:I Know, But Can You Imägine The Weekend I Had..... (',')... ...

Muftay Ki Pepsi!

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Aik aadmi Pepsi samnay rakh k udaaas baitha us ko tak raha thaa... Aik dost aaya aur aik hi sans mai ghata ghat us ki poori pepsi pee gaya aur bola kya baat hai dost...bht udaas baithay ho? Udaas dost bolta hai.."aaj k din hi manhooos hai .. subha bv sai jhigra hwa...ghussay mai ghar sai nikla tou accident ho gaya...gari k chakkay mai police station pai khawar hwa...

Height of Tapana - Boy vs Girl

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Boy:kesi ho?Girl:f9 :-) Boy:missing me?Girl: :-PBoy:yar meri tbiyat khrab hyGirl: :oBoy:aj kesa din guzra?Girl: ;-)Boy:busy ho?Girl: umhm B-)Boy:Koi pas hy?Girl:kha na nhi :-@Boy:Tou pagal ki bachi munh se kuchphoot bhi,apne abbu ki shaklay sendkr rahi he,Girl: ;-(:DD...