Showing posts with label Funny Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Sms. Show all posts

Friday, 18 January 2013

Facebook ka Password mang lia

Kash wo jaan mang lete tu wo b de dete haste haste . . Par bewafa ne . . . FACEBOOK ka PASSWORD mang lia . . Bs phr kya . . Ho geya breakup...

Friday, 11 January 2013

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya. Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola: . . . . . . . . . . “Baaki Parcel Kard...

2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao…

MEMON: Jao..! 2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao… Servant: Janab..! 6 ikhattey kyun nahi..? Memon: Nalaik Aadmi..! Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi… ;-&g...

Tuesday, 27 November 2012

Katrina, Aishwarya, Kareena or Veena aik Sath

Train mein Katrina without ticket travel kar rahi thi... T.T Ne us'se 100 Rs liye. Aishwarya ne jeans pehni thi us'se 75 liye. Kareena ne skirt pehni thie us'se 50 liye Lakin Veena Malik se kuch nahi liya, Why? ?? Kiun k.... . . . . us k pass  ticket tha... @(S0cH BadLo ge to MuLK BaDLega KAmin0)@ ...

Monday, 19 November 2012

Breaking News By Rehman Malik

Breaking News..! Raat 12 Sa Subha 8 Tak Miyan Or Biwi K 7 Sone Par Bi Pabandi.. Desht Gard Peda Hone Ka Dar Rehman Malik...

Tuesday, 6 November 2012

Shaadi ki raat pappu Confuse ho

Shaadi ki raat pappu Confuse hogya kii kya baat kre.....aadha Ghanta Sochne ke baadpappu apni biwi se bola... .."Kya aapke gharwaalo ko pata haiaaj aap Yahi rukegi...??:...

Friday, 5 October 2012

Duniya Main Sub Se Barra Jadoo

Duniya Main Sub Se Barra Or khaternaak Jadoo kahan Hota Hy? . . . . . . . . . . . . Beauty Parlous Mai, . Jaati koi Or Hy, Aati koi Aur Hy.. ...

Thursday, 4 October 2012

Peep Peep... Hat jao

Peep peep peep peep Hat jao India Ghar ja raha hai *'_'*_'* /_*_'*_/.\* *|_[]_|_!* Rasta band mat krna peeche  PAKISTAN b aa rha hai...

Sunday, 30 September 2012

Aesi kon C website hai

Aesi kon C website hai jisko larkay 0r larkiyan chup chup k dekhtay  hain? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . www.Results.pk Aik bar phr apki soch ko  Salam :...

My hobbyis watching Bubble

Boys - I'm Hassham , My hobbyis watching Bubble. . . . I'm "Ali":- My hobby is watching Bubble :-D . . . I'm "Ahmad" :- My hobby is also watching Bubble. . I'm "fahad" :- My hobby is also watching Bubble. . I'm "Saad" :- My hobby is also watching Bubble. . Teacher: Oh, all boys have same hobbies, That's Go0d... :) :O . . Now Girls, Please..?? Girl :- Hi My name is Bubble...

Good evening !!

TRUE FACT: NOBEL PRIZE is not given for MATHS BECAUSE, ALFRED NOBEL’s wife ran away with a MATHS PROFESSOR…   Funny but Fact !! Good evening !! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Friendship is not having a gang of people around U… It is best to have one heart which is true,.. Thinking of U & Always cares for U… Gud evening !!...

Pakistan Vs India Match

PAk 195/4 20 Overs NAzir 71 Jamsheed 63 Afridi 61 . India 129/9  Overs(20) AjmaL 4 Wickets GuL 3 Wickets Afridi 2 Wickets . COngratzZz PAk wiN byYy 66 rUNzZz . . . . . . Peshawar maiN MatcH NAzar Aa GayAa :p ...

Pak Players E-Mail Address

Pak Players E-Mail Address’s: Salman Butt- In-Out_In-Out@ Home-Only.Com Kamran Akmal- Drop-A-Catch@ Crucial_Period.Com Younis Khan- Useless@ All_Levels.Com Shoaib Malik- Useful_Only@ India_Games.Com Misbah-Ul-Haq- Playing4free@ God’s_Will.Com Mohammad Yousuf: 30_Overs_Waste@Slow_Pace.Com Advertisement Inazamam Ul Haq: 1st-Of-All_Thanks-2-Allah@ ICL.Com Shahid Afridi-...

Friday, 28 September 2012

Breaking News by Umar Gul

BREAKING NEWZ Umar Gul ki Shandaar Batting ke Baad Hukumat ka Naswaar ki Qeemat pe 2 rupee ki Kami ka Ailan... :P ...

Monday, 24 September 2012

Muftay Ki Pepsi!

Aik aadmi Pepsi samnay rakh k udaaas baitha us ko tak raha thaa... Aik dost aaya aur aik hi sans mai ghata ghat us ki poori pepsi pee gaya aur bola kya baat hai dost...bht udaas baithay ho? Udaas dost bolta hai.."aaj k din hi manhooos hai .. subha bv sai jhigra hwa...ghussay mai ghar sai nikla tou accident ho gaya...gari k chakkay mai police station pai khawar hwa...

Height of Tapana - Boy vs Girl

Boy:kesi ho?Girl:f9 :-) Boy:missing me?Girl: :-PBoy:yar meri tbiyat khrab hyGirl: :oBoy:aj kesa din guzra?Girl: ;-)Boy:busy ho?Girl: umhm B-)Boy:Koi pas hy?Girl:kha na nhi :-@Boy:Tou pagal ki bachi munh se kuchphoot bhi,apne abbu ki shaklay sendkr rahi he,Girl: ;-(:DD...

Monday, 10 September 2012

Vazeer-e-papi Veena malik

Hafeez world cup apne sath laya to.Main uski... . . ....papi lon ge.(Vazeer-e-papi Veena malik)...

veena malik ne elaan kiya hai k

Taza khabar veena malik ne elaan kiya hai k Main Apni Beti Ki Shadi Us Se Karoon Ge Jo Mujhse B Bara Beghairat Hoga . . . . Ustad Teri To Lottri Lag Gai…:-...

Veena malik ka 1122 k staff ko lecture

Agar Tum meri Aag Nhi bhuja saky to  Facterion 0r Ghar0n mein  lagny wali aag kya khaak bhujao gy"? Veena malik ka 1122 k staff ko do tok alfaz mein Lecture.....

Veena Malik ka night discount package...

"SONAY" ki keemat 49,700/- Rupees tak pounch gai hy . . Magar merey sath SONAY ki Qeemat aaj b 15,000/- hi hy Veena Malik ka night discount package.....