Chintoo- mere pas roket hai, sursuri hai,chakri hai,murga bom hai.
tumhare paas kya hai?
Mintoo- mere pas MAA...
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CHIS Hai
Happy diwali
tumhare paas kya hai?
Mintoo- mere pas MAA...
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CHIS Hai
Happy diwali
Showing posts with label Funny Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Sms. Show all posts
Saturday 3 December 2011
Chintoo-Why do doctors cover their faces
Chintoo-Why do doctors cover their faces during an operation?................
Because if a mistake happens,
nobody would know who did it.
Because if a mistake happens,
nobody would know who did it.
Chintoo I want some fireworks
Chintoo - I want some fireworks
Shopkeeper - here twenty rs
Chintoo - I don't believe they all work
Chintoo took one of the fireworks and tried it, it worked.
Chintoo - I will take this one
Shopkeeper - ok chotu pack these for this guy
Chintoo - I just said I will take this one I still have to try others
Shopkeeper - here twenty rs
Chintoo - I don't believe they all work
Chintoo took one of the fireworks and tried it, it worked.
Chintoo - I will take this one
Shopkeeper - ok chotu pack these for this guy
Chintoo - I just said I will take this one I still have to try others
in IIT exam...Chintoo got 1 question..
in IIT exam...
Chintoo got 1 question..
proove: sin x = 6n
Chintoo cancelled 'n' from both the sides..
then six = 6
and wrote 'kuch to standard
rakha karo IIT ke questions ka'
Chintoo got 1 question..
proove: sin x = 6n
Chintoo cancelled 'n' from both the sides..
then six = 6
and wrote 'kuch to standard
rakha karo IIT ke questions ka'
Teacher: May I go to the bathroom?
Santa: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: May I go to the bathroom?
Santa: But I asked first!
Teacher: May I go to the bathroom?
Santa: But I asked first!
Joota chupai ki rasm
Joota chupai ki rasm K waqt dulhay ki ek sali ne kaha men to 1100 lungi,
2nd sali boli men to 2100 lungi,
peeche se ek PATHAN bola 2310 mango,
us mai FM B hy...
2nd sali boli men to 2100 lungi,
peeche se ek PATHAN bola 2310 mango,
us mai FM B hy...
Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
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PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Pakistan kb bna?
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Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
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Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
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SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
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ab SARDAR se.
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Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
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Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai
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PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Pakistan kb bna?
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Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
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Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
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SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
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ab SARDAR se.
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Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
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Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai
Friday 2 December 2011
Pathan Corrected Nic
Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya:
Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.
Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.
Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.
Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya.
AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA THA
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AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA THA
ADMI NE POCHA TO KEHNAY LAGA MUJHAY YAQEEN HA IS KE ANDAR KELE HI HOGA.
Passport size photo nikalo
Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
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"Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye"
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"Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye"
Thursday 17 November 2011
Baby Smile can make Even dead people alive
Baby Smile can make Even dead people alive, Girl smile can make Living people die Moral-U can believe a child But never a girl
Thursday 10 November 2011
Couples hold hands during their wedding
Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!
It’s a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!
To the only boy I ever loved!
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!”
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!”
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Sunday 6 November 2011
New Generation Rule
Dada: subha sawere utha kro, iske boht faide hain. dekho jo chiryan subha sawere uth’ti hain unko keere makore khane ko mil jate hain.
Pota: or jo keere makore subha sawere uth’te hain unko jaldi uthne ki saza b to milti ha;-):-D
New generation
Pota: or jo keere makore subha sawere uth’te hain unko jaldi uthne ki saza b to milti ha;-):-D
New generation
Abilty 2 Listen
Whn u dvelop da abilty 2 listn anythng wthout losng ur tmpr or slf-confdnce n u always behav lyk a”deaf”thn it means u r ready 2 bcome
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a”BAHU”:p
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a”BAHU”:p
Human without sending SMS
THEOREM:
Human = Eat+Work+ Sleep+SMS
Donkey = Eat+WORK+ Sleep
Human=Donkey+SMS
Or
Human-SMS=Donkey
Hence Proved that human widout sending SMS is a donkey…!
Human = Eat+Work+ Sleep+SMS
Donkey = Eat+WORK+ Sleep
Human=Donkey+SMS
Or
Human-SMS=Donkey
Hence Proved that human widout sending SMS is a donkey…!
When Parent Don’t Answer
When I call my parents,
and they don’t answer
it’s no big deal
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when they call me and I don’t
answer its like World War III
and they don’t answer
it’s no big deal
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but
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when they call me and I don’t
answer its like World War III
