Showing posts with label students exams sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label students exams sms. Show all posts

Saturday, 3 March 2012

33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.

33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!

Ek Student Dusre Se:

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . 

My Nights r going SleepLess,

My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied

"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."

Success is the derivative function

Success is the derivative function of calculated efforts. So, Effort + Effort + Effort + ..... = Success... Success in your exams

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold....
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.
Aeroplane bana k bole!
All will fail!

Student kia jane Result kia hoga?

Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga.
Toh Girl Friend ghuma... Paisa Ura.
Paisa Ura k bole.
Papa All is Well!!

New Exam Song.

New Exam Song.

To Paper Paper Krti He.

To Paper Se Kio darti he.

Ak bar mujhe batla de too.

To chiting ku nahi krti he.

Kia hota he paper me.

Paper ka laga don dhair.

Me barish krdo pharron ki.

jo to ho jae meri...

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Answerr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

Jo hoga wo to hoga,

Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)

I know that if I'd had to go

I know that if I'd had to go and take an exam for acting, I wouldn't have got anywhere. You don't take exams for acting, you take your courage.
Dame Edith Evans


I crammed my

I crammed my exams in London and did fine.
Rhona Mitra


Granted, prostate exams aren't the most

Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It's well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don't get it done.
Len Dawson


Experts always know everything

Experts always know everything but the fine points. When I took my citizenship exams, no one there knew how the White House came to be called the White House.
Hedy Lamarr


After the first exams

After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.
Karl von Frisch