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Showing posts with label jokes sms. Show all posts

Tuesday 27 November 2012

Katrina, Aishwarya, Kareena or Veena aik Sath


Train mein Katrina without ticket travel kar rahi thi... T.T Ne us'se 100 Rs liye.
Aishwarya ne jeans pehni thi us'se 75 liye.
Kareena ne skirt pehni thie us'se 50 liye
Lakin Veena Malik se kuch nahi liya,
Why?
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Kiun k....
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us k pass  ticket tha...
@(S0cH BadLo ge to MuLK BaDLega KAmin0)@






Monday 19 November 2012

Breaking News By Rehman Malik


Breaking News..!

Raat 12 Sa Subha 8 Tak Miyan Or Biwi K 7 Sone Par Bi Pabandi..
Desht Gard Peda Hone Ka Dar

Rehman Malik


Tuesday 6 November 2012

Shaadi ki raat pappu Confuse ho

Shaadi ki raat pappu Confuse ho
gya kii kya baat kre..
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aadha Ghanta Sochne ke baad
pappu apni biwi se bola
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"Kya aapke gharwaalo ko pata hai
aaj aap Yahi rukegi...??
:P

Friday 5 October 2012

Duniya Main Sub Se Barra Jadoo



Duniya Main Sub Se
Barra Or khaternaak
Jadoo kahan Hota Hy?
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Beauty Parlous Mai,
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Jaati koi Or Hy,
Aati koi Aur Hy..



Thursday 4 October 2012

Peep Peep... Hat jao


Peep peep
peep peep
Hat jao
India Ghar ja raha hai
*'_'*_'*
/_*_'*_/.\*
*|_[]_|_!*
Rasta band
mat krna
peeche 
PAKISTAN b
aa rha hai.

Sunday 30 September 2012

Aesi kon C website hai


Aesi kon C website hai
jisko larkay 0r larkiyan
chup chup k dekhtay 
hain?
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www.Results.pk
Aik bar phr apki soch ko 
Salam :P

My hobbyis watching Bubble



Boys - I'm Hassham , My hobbyis watching Bubble.
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I'm "Ali":- My hobby is
watching Bubble :-D .
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I'm "Ahmad" :- My hobby is also
watching Bubble.
. I'm "fahad" :- My hobby is also
watching Bubble.
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I'm "Saad" :- My hobby is also
watching Bubble.
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Teacher: Oh, all boys have same
hobbies, That's Go0d... :) :O
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Now Girls, Please..??
Girl :- Hi My name is Bubble & I like to
wear mini skirts... :P :D =D :P

Pakistan Vs India Match





PAk 195/4

20 Overs

NAzir 71

Jamsheed 63

Afridi 61
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India 129/9 

Overs(20)

AjmaL 4 Wickets

GuL 3 Wickets

Afridi 2 Wickets

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COngratzZz PAk wiN byYy 66 rUNzZz
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Peshawar maiN MatcH NAzar Aa GayAa :p

Pak Players E-Mail Address



Pak Players E-Mail Address’s: Salman Butt- In-Out_In-Out@ Home-Only.Com Kamran Akmal- Drop-A-Catch@ Crucial_Period.Com Younis Khan- Useless@ All_Levels.Com Shoaib Malik- Useful_Only@ India_Games.Com Misbah-Ul-Haq- Playing4free@ God’s_Will.Com Mohammad Yousuf: 30_Overs_Waste@Slow_Pace.Com Advertisement Inazamam Ul Haq: 1st-Of-All_Thanks-2-Allah@ ICL.Com Shahid Afridi- Over-Rated@ Boom_Boom.Com Rana Naved-Ul-Hasan- Always4enemy_Service@Free.Com Fawad Alam- Why-I-M-There@God_Knows.Com Umar Gul- Yorker_Master@T20.Com Shoaib Akhtar- Found@Pcb-Head_Office.Com Danish Kaneria Available_Only@ Test_Level.Com..

Friday 28 September 2012

Breaking News by Umar Gul

BREAKING NEWZ
Umar Gul ki Shandaar Batting ke Baad
Hukumat ka Naswaar ki Qeemat pe 2 rupee ki
Kami ka Ailan... :P :D

Saturday Noon Fun




Saturday Noon,

An Old Man With A Hot Girl Entered A Jewellery Shop And Chose A Ring Worth $200000 For The Girl.

Giving Cheque, He Said He'd Collect The Ring On Monday Aftr The Cheque Is Cleard.

On Monday,
Jeweller Called Up The Old Man. There's No Money In Ur Account!

Old Man:I Know,
But Can You Imägine The Weekend I Had.....
(',')...