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Showing posts with label jokes sms. Show all posts

Tuesday, 27 November 2012

Katrina, Aishwarya, Kareena or Veena aik Sath

Train mein Katrina without ticket travel kar rahi thi... T.T Ne us'se 100 Rs liye. Aishwarya ne jeans pehni thi us'se 75 liye. Kareena ne skirt pehni thie us'se 50 liye Lakin Veena Malik se kuch nahi liya, Why? ?? Kiun k.... . . . . us k pass  ticket tha... @(S0cH BadLo ge to MuLK BaDLega KAmin0)@ ...

Monday, 19 November 2012

Breaking News By Rehman Malik

Breaking News..! Raat 12 Sa Subha 8 Tak Miyan Or Biwi K 7 Sone Par Bi Pabandi.. Desht Gard Peda Hone Ka Dar Rehman Malik...

Tuesday, 6 November 2012

Shaadi ki raat pappu Confuse ho

Shaadi ki raat pappu Confuse hogya kii kya baat kre.....aadha Ghanta Sochne ke baadpappu apni biwi se bola... .."Kya aapke gharwaalo ko pata haiaaj aap Yahi rukegi...??:...

Friday, 5 October 2012

Duniya Main Sub Se Barra Jadoo

Duniya Main Sub Se Barra Or khaternaak Jadoo kahan Hota Hy? . . . . . . . . . . . . Beauty Parlous Mai, . Jaati koi Or Hy, Aati koi Aur Hy.. ...

Thursday, 4 October 2012

Peep Peep... Hat jao

Peep peep peep peep Hat jao India Ghar ja raha hai *'_'*_'* /_*_'*_/.\* *|_[]_|_!* Rasta band mat krna peeche  PAKISTAN b aa rha hai...

Sunday, 30 September 2012

Aesi kon C website hai

Aesi kon C website hai jisko larkay 0r larkiyan chup chup k dekhtay  hain? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . www.Results.pk Aik bar phr apki soch ko  Salam :...

My hobbyis watching Bubble

Boys - I'm Hassham , My hobbyis watching Bubble. . . . I'm "Ali":- My hobby is watching Bubble :-D . . . I'm "Ahmad" :- My hobby is also watching Bubble. . I'm "fahad" :- My hobby is also watching Bubble. . I'm "Saad" :- My hobby is also watching Bubble. . Teacher: Oh, all boys have same hobbies, That's Go0d... :) :O . . Now Girls, Please..?? Girl :- Hi My name is Bubble...

Pakistan Vs India Match

PAk 195/4 20 Overs NAzir 71 Jamsheed 63 Afridi 61 . India 129/9  Overs(20) AjmaL 4 Wickets GuL 3 Wickets Afridi 2 Wickets . COngratzZz PAk wiN byYy 66 rUNzZz . . . . . . Peshawar maiN MatcH NAzar Aa GayAa :p ...

Pak Players E-Mail Address

Pak Players E-Mail Address’s: Salman Butt- In-Out_In-Out@ Home-Only.Com Kamran Akmal- Drop-A-Catch@ Crucial_Period.Com Younis Khan- Useless@ All_Levels.Com Shoaib Malik- Useful_Only@ India_Games.Com Misbah-Ul-Haq- Playing4free@ God’s_Will.Com Mohammad Yousuf: 30_Overs_Waste@Slow_Pace.Com Advertisement Inazamam Ul Haq: 1st-Of-All_Thanks-2-Allah@ ICL.Com Shahid Afridi-...

Friday, 28 September 2012

Breaking News by Umar Gul

BREAKING NEWZ Umar Gul ki Shandaar Batting ke Baad Hukumat ka Naswaar ki Qeemat pe 2 rupee ki Kami ka Ailan... :P ...

Saturday Noon Fun

Saturday Noon, An Old Man With A Hot Girl Entered A Jewellery Shop And Chose A Ring Worth $200000 For The Girl. Giving Cheque, He Said He'd Collect The Ring On Monday Aftr The Cheque Is Cleard. On Monday, Jeweller Called Up The Old Man. There's No Money In Ur Account! Old Man:I Know, But Can You Imägine The Weekend I Had..... (',')... ...