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Showing posts with label exams sms. Show all posts

Monday 25 June 2012

University Se Mera Result Check kar


1 Larka Apne Dost
Se:
University Se Mera
Result Check kar k
Bata Jana.
Mere Sath Abu Ho0n
Gay.
AGr Main 1 Subject
Main Fail Howa Tu
kehna Musalman ki
Taraf Se Salam.
..
AGr 2 Main Fail
Howa Tu kehna
Musalmano ki Taraf
Se Salam.
..
Dost Result Dekh k
Aya 0r kaha
Ummat-e-Muslima
ki Taraf Se Salam..

Saturday 3 March 2012

33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.

33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!

Ek Student Dusre Se:

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . 

My Nights r going SleepLess,

My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied

"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."

Success is the derivative function

Success is the derivative function of calculated efforts. So, Effort + Effort + Effort + ..... = Success... Success in your exams

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold....
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.
Aeroplane bana k bole!
All will fail!

Student kia jane Result kia hoga?

Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga.
Toh Girl Friend ghuma... Paisa Ura.
Paisa Ura k bole.
Papa All is Well!!

New Exam Song.

New Exam Song.

To Paper Paper Krti He.

To Paper Se Kio darti he.

Ak bar mujhe batla de too.

To chiting ku nahi krti he.

Kia hota he paper me.

Paper ka laga don dhair.

Me barish krdo pharron ki.

jo to ho jae meri...

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Answerr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

Jo hoga wo to hoga,

Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)