Showing posts with label Veena Malik jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Veena Malik jokes. Show all posts

Sunday, 30 September 2012

Veena malik ki dukan daro say bat cheet



Science kehti hai:
Aurt0n kTight kaprey
kh00n ki rawani k0 kam
karte hen
Magar sach t0 ye hai k
Aurt0n k tight kaprey,
Mard0 k kh00n ki
rawani k0 tez karte hain.
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Veena malik ki Jama
cloth market me dukan-
daro say bat cheet.



Monday, 10 September 2012

Vazeer-e-papi Veena malik




Hafeez world cup apne sath laya to.
Main uski
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papi lon ge.
(Vazeer-e-papi Veena malik)


veena malik ne elaan kiya hai k



Taza khabar

veena malik ne elaan kiya hai
k
Main Apni Beti Ki Shadi Us
Se Karoon Ge Jo Mujhse B
Bara Beghairat Hoga
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Ustad Teri To Lottri
Lag Gai…:-


Veena malik ka 1122 k staff ko lecture



Agar Tum meri Aag Nhi bhuja saky to 
Facterion 0r Ghar0n mein 
lagny wali aag kya khaak bhujao gy"?



Veena malik ka
1122 k staff ko
do tok alfaz mein Lecture..


Veena Malik ka night discount package...




"SONAY" ki keemat 49,700/- Rupees tak pounch gai hy

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Magar merey sath SONAY ki Qeemat aaj b
15,000/- hi hy
Veena Malik ka night discount package...

Sunday, 9 September 2012

Adult Sms: Judge to Veena Maalik




Judge to Veena Maalik
aap ko kab pata chala k apka RAPE howa hai
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Veena:
Jab cheque cash nahi howa.