Showing posts with label Saturday Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Saturday Sms. Show all posts

Friday, 28 September 2012

Saturday Noon Fun




Saturday Noon,

An Old Man With A Hot Girl Entered A Jewellery Shop And Chose A Ring Worth $200000 For The Girl.

Giving Cheque, He Said He'd Collect The Ring On Monday Aftr The Cheque Is Cleard.

On Monday,
Jeweller Called Up The Old Man. There's No Money In Ur Account!

Old Man:I Know,
But Can You Imägine The Weekend I Had.....
(',')...

Saturday Sms, Pictures, MMS





Every week has 7 days,
See how many you can say.
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
Saturday. What’s today?


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Saturday ko free rehna

Koi program mat banana
I want 2meet u
tumhain kahin le jana hai
Plz na mat karna or kisi ko batana mat
k tmhain
POLIO k DROPS Pilane hai :)


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Someone Asked Shakespeare:

"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said

......"A Week Has 7 Days;

Can U Say Which Day Is

Younger,Either Sunday Or

Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In

Age..."

Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:

Senior Girls R Also

Available For Boys'.:-P



Sunday, 15 January 2012

Wish u Marvelous Monday


Wish u Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Victory Wednessday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday And
Superb Sunday.
Have a gr8 week ahead.