Showing posts with label Questions SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Questions SMS. Show all posts

Monday 12 December 2011

A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua,

A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.

Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise…

Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise…
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Aur Niche …
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Aur Niche …
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Yakin nahin hota tum paison ke liye itney niche gir jaoge

Doggi To Muskura

Doggi
To
Muskura
Kum
Se
Kum
Aap
Par
Hai
Bheja
Sms
Ye
Jisne
Gi
Kaho
Bura bhala
Ko
Bande
Uss
Aap
Baad
K
Padhne
Ko
Sms
Iss
Confused naa
Ab neechey se padho

Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.

Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.
Paanch kaise
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Socho Socho …
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Kaise Hua
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Aur Jara Socho
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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.

Question: Bahooo aik gear marad ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi

Question: Bahooo aik gear marad ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha, Kyon
Ans: Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !

Kripya dhyan de …

Kripya dhyan de …
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Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo.

Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he.

Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he.
Isme hum logo ko waqt bewaqt pareshan kiya karte hein.
Is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya.
Ab aap apna kaam kariye.

Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui

Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui
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Jaanne ke liye dekhiye CID kal raat 10 baje.

Q:Explain the word “automatically”

Q:Explain the word “automatically”
A: Agar koi ganji ladki rikshay main baithi ho tou uss ko kehtey hain “auto -main-takhi”.

Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai

Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.

Can u think k 2+5=11

Can u think k
2+5=11
kaise aye
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum
Thoda aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..
“GALTI SE

Suwar ke bachhe!

Suwar ke bachhe!
Ullu ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille!
Gadhe ki aulaad!
Bhains ke bachhde!
Bakri ke memne…
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Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina.

A ki biwi B , B ki bhabhi C , C ki beti V ,

A ki biwi B , B ki bhabhi C , C ki beti V ,
V ke dada G , G ki biwi K , K ki beti T ,
to batao A Aur T ka kya rishta hai .

(Ans. Bhejo) RAJA apne kute nu bahut pyar karda c

(Ans. Bhejo)
RAJA apne kute nu bahut pyar karda c,kute ne wazir nu wad dita,
wazir ne kute nu sza den lyi kiha pr raja ta kute nu bahut pyar karda
c,usne wazir nu kiha k tu sza de par ohi sza mai tenu dewanga.Wazir
ne kute nu ki sza diti k kuta mar gya te wazir bach gya
(reply must)

hey u

hey u
raja nay kaha hoga k raja ki kute ko sazaye mot di jaye.
or isi tarha raja bach gaya or kute mar gai
is it right ans...

Namaskar…

Namaskar…
Agar aap mahila hain to 1 sms karen,
Yadi purush hai to 2 sms karen,
Aur in mein se kuch bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,
Hum samajh jaenge… Within 5 min.

Ramayan mein likha hai ki…

Ramayan mein likha hai ki…
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Arey yaar woh to ramayan me likha hai
yahan kya dhoondh raha hai

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!

When u get this SMS

When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

Sunday 11 December 2011

In This World

In This World,
We Have Only POSTMEN !
But, No POSTWOMEN !
Why??
Think !
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Yes
B’coz, They Take 9 Months 4 One DELIVERY