U r so Cute & Dashing..

Don’t stand too much in front of MIRROR.Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid UCozU r so Cute & Dashing.. 4moreJOKESrecharge Rs 30/- on my number;...

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During lecture in maths class

Boy1:Meet my wife TinaBoy2.Oh! I know herBoy1:How?Boy2:v were caught sleeping togetherBoy1:What the hell?Boy2.during lecture in maths class Think +ve:...

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GADHA mar jayega

Plz call me,its urgent.Ek accident ho gaya hai......Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,Plz mana mat karna..Warna..GADHA mar jaye...

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Love is possible after friendship

Love is possible after friendshipbutfriendship is not possible after lovebecausemedicines work before deathlater nothing can be cured….!...

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Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa ha...

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Most CUTE persons in the world!!

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!Just a second, don’t misunderstand.CUTE means:CreatingUselessTroublesEverywhere...

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mistake aap ki hi hogi :p

If ever I was rude to u,If ever I was angry with u,If ever I misbehaved with u,then don’t hesitate, JUST SLAP URSELF mistake aap ki hi hogi ...

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Larkiyan aapas men Galy Milty waqt

Larkiyan aapas men Galy Milty waqt KyaSochti Hen.?....Is K To Mujh se B Zyada ‘Barry’ Ho Gye hain......Pta nai knsa shampoo use krti hy “BAALON” pe...O hath jorrta hoon tery aagy,sudhar ja kbi to acha soch liya kr...

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1 Bacha Raat Ko Apne Uncle or Aunti K

1 Bacha Raat Ko Apne Uncle or Aunti K Room Mein Gia or Jate Hi Herat Zada Ho K Bola: “Aunti Khud ko Dekho kia ker Rahi ho Mujhe SIRF Angutha Choosne Per Marti Ho? Or Khud itna Bara * AAM Choos Rahi ho” HAPPY MANGO SEASON IN ADVANCE...

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