Smile quotations & Facebook Status

• Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.
• Everyone smiles in the same language.
• A smile confuses an approaching frown.
• People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.
• If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.
• Smile – It’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
• Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
• Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
• A laugh is a smile that bursts.
• A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities.
• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
• The world always looks brighter from behind a smile.
• A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
• A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.
• Don’t cry for a man who has left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
• Keep a smile on your face and let your personality be your autograph.
• Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
• Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other?
• A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life’s worthwhile.
• A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash.
• A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it.
• “If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don’t be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning Good morning at total strangers.”
• “If you’ve seen one redwood tree, you’ve seen them all.”
• A smile is the universal welcome.
• Your smile looks adorable on you!
  You should wear it more often…
• Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
• If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
• Is a smile a question? Or is it the answer?
• Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
• I’ve always spent more time with a smile on my face than not, but the thing is, I don’t write about it.
• A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.
• A smile confuses an approaching frown.
• A gentle word, a kind look, a good-natured smile can work wonders and accomplish miracles.
• If you’re not using your smile, you’re like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook..
• If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.
• Even if I am in a bad mood I have to smile and be nice to the fans.
• You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.
• A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.
• A smile is a facelift that’s in everyone’s price range!
• The world always looks brighter from behind a smile.
• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
• Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
• Because of your smile, you make life more beautiful.
• A laugh is a smile that bursts.
• A smile abroad is often a scowl at home.
• “Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile.”
• Keep a smile on your face and let your personality be your autograph.
• If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
• Peace begins with a smile..
• You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it’s just teeth.
• To receive a smile, give one away.
• A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you’re at home.
• When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have a 1000 reasons to smile.

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Facebook Status quotations

Have you ever noticed that “lol” looks like a drowning man? I don’t think he was laughing out loud..

Thinks that Santa Claus has the right idea to only visit people once a year.

No ideas to update your status? Or want to make your friend laugh? Just use Funny Facebook Status Quotes!!

Is reminding you that you cant force fate, you just have to let it wash over you like a spray tan that wont take because your skin is too oily.

A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.

Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.

Facebook is like jail; you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.

What seems like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life

Being miserable is a habit. Being happy is a habit. The choice is yours.

To the world, you may be one person, but to a person you may be the world.

I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes… just be an illusion.

Eye of newt…boiling trouble…that sounds about right.

Facebook, creating and killing relationships since 2004.

Do you want to make money from Facebook? It’s easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work.

The only way the world is going to end in 2012 is if Facebook is taken off the Internet!

My life isn’t perfect but it does have perfect moments.

A grand adventure is about to being.

Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

Happiness is having something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

I could do this thing good and I could go home with a happy feeling that I’ve changed the world –

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.

Sometimes the only way to protect the people you love is staying away from them.

I’m not addicted to Facebook i just have an addiction to Facebook.

wonders how many people can go a whole week without  going on Facebook?

I miss when Facebook was first started… Times were much simpler back then.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it’s too long.

My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

Lauren lives vicariously… through herself.

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.

Have you ever noticed that “lol” looks like a drowning man? I don’t think he was laughing out loud..

My oven has a button that says ‘Stop Time’. I know it’s probably supposed to say ‘Stop Timer’, but I don’t touch it, just in case.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you dont know.

Success is the proper utilization of failure

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen. Cannonball!

“I am going to (insert place) to meet my future boyfriend while he is gambling next to me..”

I made up a quote ages ago and I still love it 

You can do anything, but not everything.

Just because this isn’t a fairytale doesn’t mean people can’t live happily ever after.

I’ve always wanted to get into a cab and yell, ‘Follow that car

Wants to know why people add you on Facebook and then they never talk to you. What’s the point?

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Cool Birthday Facebook Status Messages, Updates

First you forget Names

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down

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Remember your birthday

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

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My dearest friend because a royalty

I wish you all the finest things in life, my dearest friend because a royalty like you deserves the best. Happy Birthday, my precious one. May you have an awesome day.

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Longer immediately visible

You know you’re getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.

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