Showing posts with label Facebook Status. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Facebook Status. Show all posts

Tuesday 23 April 2013

Life is not just waiting for someone

Life is not just waiting for someone
who is made for you.
But life is living for someone,
who lives because of you.

if you will carry on the way guided by Allah

If you will carry on the way
guided by human,
you will find a HOPELESS END.
But if you will carry on the way
guided by Allah, you will find
an ENDLESS HOPE.

Friday 18 January 2013

Mai ny tum ko kahin dekha hai par


Larki faqeer sy:
Mai ny tum ko kahin dekha hai par
yaad nai aa rha kidhar dekha hai,
Faqeer:


OH MADAM Ap bhool gai?
WE ARE FrIends on Faceb0ok.

Facebook ka Password mang lia


Kash wo jaan mang lete tu wo b de dete haste haste
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Par bewafa ne
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FACEBOOK ka PASSWORD mang lia
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Bs phr kya
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Ho geya breakup…


Wednesday 19 September 2012

Angry Sms: Anger is the only evil which



"Anger is the only evil which makes love invisible for a minute.
And love is the only suspicious thing which is visible even after anger.


Angry Sms: Killing me




I feel the anger rize up in me
The same anger
That makes me bleed
Inside
In my heart and in my soul
Killing me.

Angry Sms, Quotes, Facebook Status





Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.

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If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: ‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.’ When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.

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ANGER is an acid that does more harm to the vessel in which it is stored, that to anything on which it is poured.

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Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

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There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen.

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If you're angry at a loved one, hug that person. And mean it. You may not want to hug - which is all the more reason to do so. It's hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you, and that's precisely what happens when we hug each other.

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Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before - it takes something from him.

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Do something that makes a difference - because, by God, there's a lot to make you angry.

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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

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It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.

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Events will take their course, it is no good of being angry at them; he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.

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Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

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If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

Wednesday 22 August 2012

Facebook Status quotations


Have you ever noticed that “lol” looks like a drowning man? I don’t think he was laughing out loud..

Thinks that Santa Claus has the right idea to only visit people once a year.

No ideas to update your status? Or want to make your friend laugh? Just use Funny Facebook Status Quotes!!

Is reminding you that you cant force fate, you just have to let it wash over you like a spray tan that wont take because your skin is too oily.

A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.

Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.

Facebook is like jail; you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.

What seems like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life

Being miserable is a habit. Being happy is a habit. The choice is yours.

To the world, you may be one person, but to a person you may be the world.

I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes… just be an illusion.

Eye of newt…boiling trouble…that sounds about right.

Facebook, creating and killing relationships since 2004.

Do you want to make money from Facebook? It’s easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work.

The only way the world is going to end in 2012 is if Facebook is taken off the Internet!

My life isn’t perfect but it does have perfect moments.

A grand adventure is about to being.

Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

Happiness is having something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

I could do this thing good and I could go home with a happy feeling that I’ve changed the world –

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.

Sometimes the only way to protect the people you love is staying away from them.
I’m not addicted to Facebook i just have an addiction to Facebook.

wonders how many people can go a whole week without  going on Facebook?

I miss when Facebook was first started… Times were much simpler back then.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it’s too long.

My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

Lauren lives vicariously… through herself.

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.

Have you ever noticed that “lol” looks like a drowning man? I don’t think he was laughing out loud..

My oven has a button that says ‘Stop Time’. I know it’s probably supposed to say ‘Stop Timer’, but I don’t touch it, just in case.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you dont know.

Success is the proper utilization of failure

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen. Cannonball!

“I am going to (insert place) to meet my future boyfriend while he is gambling next to me..”
I made up a quote ages ago and I still love it :)

You can do anything, but not everything.

Just because this isn’t a fairytale doesn’t mean people can’t live happily ever after.

I’ve always wanted to get into a cab and yell, ‘Follow that car

Wants to know why people add you on Facebook and then they never talk to you. What’s the point?

Tuesday 21 August 2012

Well Said Quote: Mistakes Increase Your Experience





  • It’s better to step back when ignored,rather than waiting to be insulted”
  • Mistakes increase your experience and
    experience decreases your mistakes.
    You learn from your mistakes,
    then others will learn from your success.

Monday 20 August 2012

Cool Birthday Facebook Status Messages, Updates


First you forget Names
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down
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Remember your birthday
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
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My dearest friend because a royalty
I wish you all the finest things in life, my dearest friend because a royalty like you deserves the best. Happy Birthday, my precious one. May you have an awesome day.
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Longer immediately visible
You know you’re getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.
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Friday 27 July 2012

Real Friend


Friday 29 June 2012

Your Feedback on Facebook Page





Ye sun kr Mere hathon se Gol Gappa hi gir gya
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jb gol gappe wala bola
“Please give your feedback on Facebook Page.
CHATKHARY gol gappe(official).

Monday 4 June 2012

Sometimes a stranger understand

Sometimes a stranger understand you better than those people who r really close to u...

Friday 30 March 2012

Wants to remind you that



Wants to remind you that everything is funny as long as it’s not happening to you. Please don’t make others fool on April Fool Day.

You could just change your birthday




You could just change your birthday to april first, watch everyone write happy birthday on your wall, and at the end of the day make your status.

Wednesday 28 March 2012

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....



Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.... Helloooooooooooooooo............. Good Morning............ Have A Nice Day :)

Good morning



Good morning starshine, the earth says hello..

Hello and good evening


Hello and good evening hope you had a nice day and a pleasant evening as well.



Hello Innocence




Hello Innocence. Though it seems like we’ve been friends for years.

Hello


Hello, I’m still here.