Chintoo's Wife: don't put the mobile on charging at night, it will blast!
Chintoo: just shut up! and sleep, I have already taken out the batt...
Showing posts with label Chintoo Mintoo Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chintoo Mintoo Jokes. Show all posts
Saturday, 3 December 2011
Mintoo Customer: I need a ladies suit
Mintoo Customer: I need a ladies suit
Chintoo Shopkeeper: wife ke liye chahiye ya koi achcha sa dikha...
Mintoo Ek Ladki Ke Ghar Rishta Le Kar Gaya.
Mintoo Ek Ladki Ke Ghar Rishta Le Kar Gaya.
Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole: Hamari Beti
Abhi Padh Rahi Hai...
Mintoo: Koi Baat Nahi, Hum Ek Ghante Baad Aa Jayeng...
Begger : paisa dedo Chintoo : jaa jaa
begger : paisa dedo
Chintoo : jaa jaa chutta nahi hai HEEH HEEH
begger : Cheee Kitna gareeb hai chutta bhee nahi ...
ek din Chintoo ki gf ne Chintoo ko call
ek din Chintoo ki gf ne Chintoo ko call kar ke kahaan ki
aaj mere ghar pe koi nahi hein .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chintoo bola:koi nahi mere ghar pe sab log hein ....ghar aaja ..tera mann lag jayega...!!!!!!!!!!...
Chintoo- mere pas roket hai, sursuri
Chintoo- mere pas roket hai, sursuri hai,chakri hai,murga bom hai.
tumhare paas kya hai?
Mintoo- mere pas MAA...
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CHIS Hai
Happy diw...
Chintoo-Why do doctors cover their faces
Chintoo-Why do doctors cover their faces during an operation?................
Because if a mistake happens,
nobody would know who did ...
Chintoo I want some fireworks
Chintoo - I want some fireworks
Shopkeeper - here twenty rs
Chintoo - I don't believe they all work
Chintoo took one of the fireworks and tried it, it worked.
Chintoo - I will take this one
Shopkeeper - ok chotu pack these for this guy
Chintoo - I just said I will take this one I still have to try oth...
in IIT exam...Chintoo got 1 question..
in IIT exam...
Chintoo got 1 question..
proove: sin x = 6n
Chintoo cancelled 'n' from both the sides..
then six = 6
and wrote 'kuch to standard
rakha karo IIT ke questions ...
Teacher: May I go to the bathroom?
Santa: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: May I go to the bathroom?
Santa: But I asked fir...
