First you forget Names
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down
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Remember your birthday
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
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My dearest friend because a royalty
I wish you all the finest things in life, my dearest friend because a royalty like you deserves the best. Happy Birthday, my precious one. May you have an awesome day.
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Longer immediately visible
You know you’re getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.
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