Showing posts with label Adult Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adult Sms. Show all posts

Tuesday, 27 November 2012

Katrina, Aishwarya, Kareena or Veena aik Sath


Train mein Katrina without ticket travel kar rahi thi... T.T Ne us'se 100 Rs liye.
Aishwarya ne jeans pehni thi us'se 75 liye.
Kareena ne skirt pehni thie us'se 50 liye
Lakin Veena Malik se kuch nahi liya,
Why?
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Kiun k....
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us k pass  ticket tha...
@(S0cH BadLo ge to MuLK BaDLega KAmin0)@






Sunday, 30 September 2012

Veena Malik K Golden Night Discount Packages.



Aj Sonay Ki Qimat 62500/= Tak Puch Gai Hei,
Lekin
Mery Sath Sonay Ki Qimat Aaj B 1500/= hei.
(Veena Malik)
K Golden Night Discount Packages.

Veena malik ki dukan daro say bat cheet



Science kehti hai:
Aurt0n kTight kaprey
kh00n ki rawani k0 kam
karte hen
Magar sach t0 ye hai k
Aurt0n k tight kaprey,
Mard0 k kh00n ki
rawani k0 tez karte hain.
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Veena malik ki Jama
cloth market me dukan-
daro say bat cheet.



Aesi kon C website hai


Aesi kon C website hai
jisko larkay 0r larkiyan
chup chup k dekhtay 
hain?
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www.Results.pk
Aik bar phr apki soch ko 
Salam :P

My hobbyis watching Bubble



Boys - I'm Hassham , My hobbyis watching Bubble.
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I'm "Ali":- My hobby is
watching Bubble :-D .
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I'm "Ahmad" :- My hobby is also
watching Bubble.
. I'm "fahad" :- My hobby is also
watching Bubble.
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I'm "Saad" :- My hobby is also
watching Bubble.
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Teacher: Oh, all boys have same
hobbies, That's Go0d... :) :O
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Now Girls, Please..??
Girl :- Hi My name is Bubble & I like to
wear mini skirts... :P :D =D :P

Monday, 10 September 2012

Vazeer-e-papi Veena malik




Hafeez world cup apne sath laya to.
Main uski
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papi lon ge.
(Vazeer-e-papi Veena malik)


veena malik ne elaan kiya hai k



Taza khabar

veena malik ne elaan kiya hai
k
Main Apni Beti Ki Shadi Us
Se Karoon Ge Jo Mujhse B
Bara Beghairat Hoga
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Ustad Teri To Lottri
Lag Gai…:-


Veena malik ka 1122 k staff ko lecture



Agar Tum meri Aag Nhi bhuja saky to 
Facterion 0r Ghar0n mein 
lagny wali aag kya khaak bhujao gy"?



Veena malik ka
1122 k staff ko
do tok alfaz mein Lecture..


Veena Malik ka night discount package...




"SONAY" ki keemat 49,700/- Rupees tak pounch gai hy

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Magar merey sath SONAY ki Qeemat aaj b
15,000/- hi hy
Veena Malik ka night discount package...

Sunday, 9 September 2012

Adult Sms: Judge to Veena Maalik




Judge to Veena Maalik
aap ko kab pata chala k apka RAPE howa hai
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Veena:
Jab cheque cash nahi howa.