Showing posts with label Adult Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adult Jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, 27 November 2012

Katrina, Aishwarya, Kareena or Veena aik Sath

Train mein Katrina without ticket travel kar rahi thi... T.T Ne us'se 100 Rs liye. Aishwarya ne jeans pehni thi us'se 75 liye. Kareena ne skirt pehni thie us'se 50 liye Lakin Veena Malik se kuch nahi liya, Why? ?? Kiun k.... . . . . us k pass  ticket tha... @(S0cH BadLo ge to MuLK BaDLega KAmin0)@ ...

Sunday, 30 September 2012

Veena Malik K Golden Night Discount Packages.

Aj Sonay Ki Qimat 62500/= Tak Puch Gai Hei, Lekin Mery Sath Sonay Ki Qimat Aaj B 1500/= hei. (Veena Malik) K Golden Night Discount Packages...

My hobbyis watching Bubble

Boys - I'm Hassham , My hobbyis watching Bubble. . . . I'm "Ali":- My hobby is watching Bubble :-D . . . I'm "Ahmad" :- My hobby is also watching Bubble. . I'm "fahad" :- My hobby is also watching Bubble. . I'm "Saad" :- My hobby is also watching Bubble. . Teacher: Oh, all boys have same hobbies, That's Go0d... :) :O . . Now Girls, Please..?? Girl :- Hi My name is Bubble...

Monday, 10 September 2012

Vazeer-e-papi Veena malik

Hafeez world cup apne sath laya to.Main uski... . . ....papi lon ge.(Vazeer-e-papi Veena malik)...

veena malik ne elaan kiya hai k

Taza khabar veena malik ne elaan kiya hai k Main Apni Beti Ki Shadi Us Se Karoon Ge Jo Mujhse B Bara Beghairat Hoga . . . . Ustad Teri To Lottri Lag Gai…:-...

Veena malik ka 1122 k staff ko lecture

Agar Tum meri Aag Nhi bhuja saky to  Facterion 0r Ghar0n mein  lagny wali aag kya khaak bhujao gy"? Veena malik ka 1122 k staff ko do tok alfaz mein Lecture.....

Veena Malik ka night discount package...

"SONAY" ki keemat 49,700/- Rupees tak pounch gai hy . . Magar merey sath SONAY ki Qeemat aaj b 15,000/- hi hy Veena Malik ka night discount package.....

Sunday, 9 September 2012

Apna figure kya kharab karna

1 Murghi dusri se Dekho mera Anda zada bara hy isliye 7.50 Rs ka bikta hy or tumhara 7 Rs ka 2nd Murghi Choro behan ATTHANI  k peche apna figure kya kharab kar...

Adult Sms: Judge to Veena Maalik

Judge to Veena Maalik aap ko kab pata chala k apka RAPE howa hai . . . . . . . . .. . Veena: Jab cheque cash nahi howa...