pathan ne pressure cooker kharida

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho

Pathan:
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai

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sabzi k paisy

Son: Ro raha tha abu ny pocha q ro rhe
ho mjhy btao dost smjh kar.
Son:
kch nhi jigr, sabzi k paiso se apni wali
 ko load krwa diya to teri wali ne boht mara...

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ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor..

ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor..
Kya Dard K Bgair B Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?

Dentist:Nahi

ChiLd: Agr Me NikaL doOn?

Dentist: NikaLo.

ChILd: He he he he

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True words by a Dead Person:

True words by a Dead Person:
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Use a Little bit Common Sense
Atleast,
How can a
"De@d Person"
Talk??? :D :P

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Longest human nose

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Chintoo's Wife: don't put the mobile

Chintoo's Wife: don't put the mobile on charging at night, it will blast!
Chintoo: just shut up! and sleep, I have already taken out the battery

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Mintoo Customer: I need a ladies suit

Mintoo Customer: I need a ladies suit
Chintoo Shopkeeper: wife ke liye chahiye ya koi achcha sa dikhaun?

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Mintoo Ek Ladki Ke Ghar Rishta Le Kar Gaya.

Mintoo Ek Ladki Ke Ghar Rishta Le Kar Gaya.
Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole: Hamari Beti
Abhi Padh Rahi Hai...
Mintoo: Koi Baat Nahi, Hum Ek Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge..

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Begger : paisa dedo Chintoo : jaa jaa

begger : paisa dedo

Chintoo : jaa jaa chutta nahi hai HEEH HEEH

begger : Cheee Kitna gareeb hai chutta bhee nahi hai

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ek din Chintoo ki gf ne Chintoo ko call

ek din Chintoo ki gf ne Chintoo ko call kar ke kahaan ki
aaj mere ghar pe koi nahi hein .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chintoo bola:koi nahi mere ghar pe sab log hein ....ghar aaja ..tera mann lag jayega...!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chintoo I want some fireworks

Chintoo - I want some fireworks
Shopkeeper - here twenty rs
Chintoo - I don't believe they all work
Chintoo took one of the fireworks and tried it, it worked.
Chintoo - I will take this one
Shopkeeper - ok chotu pack these for this guy
Chintoo - I just said I will take this one I still have to try others

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in IIT exam...Chintoo got 1 question..

in IIT exam...
Chintoo got 1 question..
proove: sin x = 6n
Chintoo cancelled 'n' from both the sides..
then six = 6
and wrote 'kuch to standard
rakha karo IIT ke questions ka'

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Teacher: May I go to the bathroom?

Santa: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: May I go to the bathroom?
Santa: But I asked first!

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Passport size photo nikalo

Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
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"Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye"

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New Generation Rule

Dada: subha sawere utha kro, iske boht faide hain. dekho jo chiryan subha sawere uth’ti hain unko keere makore khane ko mil jate hain.
Pota: or jo keere makore subha sawere uth’te hain unko jaldi uthne ki saza b to milti ha;-):-D
New generation

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Abilty 2 Listen

Whn u dvelop da abilty 2 listn anythng wthout losng ur tmpr or slf-confdnce n u always behav lyk a”deaf”thn it means u r ready 2 bcome
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a”BAHU”:p

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Human without sending SMS

THEOREM:
Human = Eat+Work+ Sleep+SMS
Donkey = Eat+WORK+ Sleep
Human=Donkey+SMS
Or
Human-SMS=Donkey
Hence Proved that human widout sending SMS is a donkey…!

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When Parent Don’t Answer

When I call my parents,
and they don’t answer
it’s no big deal
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but
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when they call me and I don’t
answer its like World War III

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Eid Mubarak 2 U N Your Family…

Eid Mubarak 2 U N Your Family…

Have A Blessed Meatful Day…

Please Store My Share Of Meat

In The Freezer N Remember I Only Eat Mutton… 

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