1 Murghi dusri se
Dekho mera Anda zada bara hy isliye 7.50 Rs ka bikta hy or tumhara 7 Rs ka
2nd Murghi
Choro behan ATTHANI k peche apna figure kya kharab karna
Showing posts with label Funny Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Sms. Show all posts
Sunday 9 September 2012
Apna figure kya kharab karna
1 Murghi dusri se
Dekho mera Anda zada bara hy isliye 7.50 Rs ka bikta hy or tumhara 7 Rs ka
2nd Murghi
Choro behan ATTHANI k peche apna figure kya kharab karna
Adult Sms: Judge to Veena Maalik
Judge to Veena Maalik
aap ko kab pata chala k apka RAPE howa hai
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Veena:
Jab cheque cash nahi howa.
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Veena:
Jab cheque cash nahi howa.
Friday 20 July 2012
Funny Ramadan Sms
Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nahi hoye unki 4 Nishanian
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1.Hath me Mobile hoga
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2.Angutha buton pr hoga
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3.Msg parh kr Hansy ga
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4.Phir sochega k kisko Frwd krun
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1.Hath me Mobile hoga
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2.Angutha buton pr hoga
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3.Msg parh kr Hansy ga
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4.Phir sochega k kisko Frwd krun
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Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,
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Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas Mehsoos Honay Lagay.
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To Aisa Karen.
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Maghrib ki Azaan Ka Intazaar Karen.
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Ziyada Dramay Bazi Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.
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Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas Mehsoos Honay Lagay.
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To Aisa Karen.
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Maghrib ki Azaan Ka Intazaar Karen.
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Ziyada Dramay Bazi Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.
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Iftaar Invitation!
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From:
Rehan
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On 7th September 2009.
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Al-Nahyan Hall, 23rd Floor,
Suit # 25, Burj-ul-Arab.
Dubai.
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Aana Zaroor.
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Be there. Thanks
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From:
Rehan
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On 7th September 2009.
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Al-Nahyan Hall, 23rd Floor,
Suit # 25, Burj-ul-Arab.
Dubai.
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Aana Zaroor.
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Be there. Thanks
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Dhuz.. Dhuzzz..
Dhuz… Dhouzzz…
Hat jao nhi choron ga..
Dhiskiyaaann…
Dhuzz.. Dhuzzzz….
<(‘.’) abay lag
/”/> jay gi
_/”/_
Dhuz… Dhouzzz…
Hat jao nhi choron ga..
Dhiskiyaaann…
Dhuzz.. Dhuzzzz….
<(‘.’) abay lag
/”/> jay gi
_/”/_
kia kar rha hai ??
Hat jao… maar dalun ga un sab ko jo iftaari pe nhi bulatay.
Friday 29 June 2012
Your Feedback on Facebook Page
Ye sun kr Mere hathon se Gol Gappa hi gir gya
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jb gol gappe wala bola
“Please give your feedback on Facebook Page.
CHATKHARY gol gappe(official).
Sunday 6 May 2012
Aj chodwee ka chand kitna khobsorat
Aj chodwee ka chand kitna khobsorat lag raha hay zara ghor se dekhn
Meri Taraf Nhi Zalimo Asman ki taraf Dekhn
('.')
<)-(>
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Chand Jesa roshan khbsoorat hona bhi Masla hai , haina
Meri Taraf Nhi Zalimo Asman ki taraf Dekhn
('.')
<)-(>
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Chand Jesa roshan khbsoorat hona bhi Masla hai , haina
Monday 30 April 2012
Chappal Bahar rakhne me or miss call dene me kya common hai? . socho.. . socho.. . socho.. . nahi pata ? . dono me darr laga rahta hai, KOI UTHA NA LE..!
Chappal Bahar rakhne me or miss call dene me kya common hai?
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socho..
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socho..
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socho..
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nahi pata ?
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dono me darr laga rahta hai, KOI UTHA NA LE..!
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socho..
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socho..
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socho..
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nahi pata ?
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dono me darr laga rahta hai, KOI UTHA NA LE..!
Sunday 29 April 2012
Whenever I see my Boss.
Whenever I see my Boss... there is nothing I like to change but the direction I am walking in... :D
Thursday 19 January 2012
Tang Na Kar
(",) Sun Bablo..
<))>
_/¡_
(.") Bol Pappu..
<((>
_/¡_
(",)/
<)) Bablo yaar
_/¡_ Koi Msg to Kar
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<((> Pappu yaar
_/¡_ Tang Na Kar,
<))>
_/¡_
(.") Bol Pappu..
<((>
_/¡_
(",)/
<)) Bablo yaar
_/¡_ Koi Msg to Kar
(.")
<((> Pappu yaar
_/¡_ Tang Na Kar,
Ke wO Karain TO "HAQ" He
"NIKAH" K Is Lafz Ne unhen Kitna Moutabar Kar Diya "Faraz"
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Ke wO Karain TO "HAQ" He,
Or
Hum Karen To
"Fuck" He ..!
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Ke wO Karain TO "HAQ" He,
Or
Hum Karen To
"Fuck" He ..!
Ye Harktein Choro
=o00o===o00o=
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Oye Hello..!
Ye Harktein Choro,
Chalo Shabash. . .
Neeche utro aur mujhy SMS Karo.!!
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Oye Hello..!
Ye Harktein Choro,
Chalo Shabash. . .
Neeche utro aur mujhy SMS Karo.!!
pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho
Pathan:
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai
sabzi k paisy
Son: Ro raha tha abu ny pocha q ro rhe
ho mjhy btao dost smjh kar.
Son:
kch nhi jigr, sabzi k paiso se apni wali
ko load krwa diya to teri wali ne boht mara...
ho mjhy btao dost smjh kar.
Son:
kch nhi jigr, sabzi k paiso se apni wali
ko load krwa diya to teri wali ne boht mara...
Wednesday 18 January 2012
ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor..
ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor..
Kya Dard K Bgair B Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?
Dentist:Nahi
ChiLd: Agr Me NikaL doOn?
Dentist: NikaLo.
ChILd: He he he he
Kya Dard K Bgair B Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?
Dentist:Nahi
ChiLd: Agr Me NikaL doOn?
Dentist: NikaLo.
ChILd: He he he he
Saturday 24 December 2011
Wednesday 7 December 2011
True words by a Dead Person:
True words by a Dead Person:
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Use a Little bit Common Sense
Atleast,
How can a
"De@d Person"
Talk??? :D :P
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Use a Little bit Common Sense
Atleast,
How can a
"De@d Person"
Talk??? :D :P
Saturday 3 December 2011
Chintoo's Wife: don't put the mobile
Chintoo's Wife: don't put the mobile on charging at night, it will blast!
Chintoo: just shut up! and sleep, I have already taken out the battery
Chintoo: just shut up! and sleep, I have already taken out the battery
Mintoo Customer: I need a ladies suit
Mintoo Customer: I need a ladies suit
Chintoo Shopkeeper: wife ke liye chahiye ya koi achcha sa dikhaun?
Chintoo Shopkeeper: wife ke liye chahiye ya koi achcha sa dikhaun?
Mintoo Ek Ladki Ke Ghar Rishta Le Kar Gaya.
Mintoo Ek Ladki Ke Ghar Rishta Le Kar Gaya.
Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole: Hamari Beti
Abhi Padh Rahi Hai...
Mintoo: Koi Baat Nahi, Hum Ek Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge..
Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole: Hamari Beti
Abhi Padh Rahi Hai...
Mintoo: Koi Baat Nahi, Hum Ek Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge..
Begger : paisa dedo Chintoo : jaa jaa
begger : paisa dedo
Chintoo : jaa jaa chutta nahi hai HEEH HEEH
begger : Cheee Kitna gareeb hai chutta bhee nahi hai
Chintoo : jaa jaa chutta nahi hai HEEH HEEH
begger : Cheee Kitna gareeb hai chutta bhee nahi hai
ek din Chintoo ki gf ne Chintoo ko call
ek din Chintoo ki gf ne Chintoo ko call kar ke kahaan ki
aaj mere ghar pe koi nahi hein .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chintoo bola:koi nahi mere ghar pe sab log hein ....ghar aaja ..tera mann lag jayega...!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaj mere ghar pe koi nahi hein .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chintoo bola:koi nahi mere ghar pe sab log hein ....ghar aaja ..tera mann lag jayega...!!!!!!!!!!!!!
