Showing posts with label Bakra Eid Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bakra Eid Sms. Show all posts

Friday 4 November 2011

Bakra Eid Ko Tu B Qurbaan


Hasi Ke Liye Gam Qurban
Khushi Ke Liye Ansu Qurban
Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Bhi Qurban
Agar Sms Nahi Bheja To
Is
Bakra Eid Ko Tu B Qurbaan

Eid Gift (NEW COW)


Eid Gift (NEW COW)
Model: 2011
Color: Red
Weight: 110Kg
(Full Automatic)
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Qualities:
~ Stereo System
~ Original Charger
~ 2GB Memory Card
~ Original Battery
(1 Year Warranty Till Next Eid)
Is Gift K Sath
Meri Taraf Se Aapko Advance Main
Bakra Eid Mubarak

Bakra Eid Mubarak

Bakra Eid Mubarak
May Ur Plate Of Life
Be Always Full Of Juicy Kebabs
& Tikkas, Topped With The Chutney Of Happiness
With Best Wishes

SALE SALE SALE


Qurbani Mein Hissa Len
SALE
SALE
SÄLE
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Jisne Qurbani Main Hissa Lenä Häi
Wo Sirf 100 Ka Bälänce Bhej Kar Hissa Lele

Maine B Qurbani Krni Hy


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Ye Lo
Bakra
Eid Tak Isay Khilana
Pilana
Roz Sham Ko Sair Krwna Pr Eid Pe Wapis Kr Dena
Maine B Qurbani Krni Hy

Bakra Eid Mubarakh To All


Bakra Eid Mubarakh To All
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Wishing You A Bakra Eid Mubarak.
And Sending This Bakra As A Eid Gift.

Allah app ko

Allah
Aap Ko
Brown
Balo Wali
Neeli Aankhon Wali
Gulabi Honton Wali,
Patli Kamar Wali,
Khoobsurat Seengoon Wali
.
,
,
,
.
Gayee(Cow) Atta Karay Qurbani K Liye
Ameen

Plz Note:



Eid Pay Qurbaani K Baad
Khaal Ko Baich Kr Uss Se Hasil Honay Wali Raqam
Ko
0345-32xxxxx
Par Bazria Load Bhej Kr Zayada
Sms Hasil Kren
Jazakalla.

Bakra Debit


Bakra Debit
Cash Credit
Qurbani Debt
Gfosht Credit
Qasai Debit
Khaal Credit
Aap Debit
Hum Credit
Eid Mubarik…
Hamra Msg Debit
Apka Reply Credit
[[ Eid Ul Azha Mubarik ]]

Bakre Ne Mara Bakri Ko Singh..


Bakre Ne Mara Bakri Ko Singh..
Phir Pata Hai Bakri Ne Kya Kaha..
:
Singh Is King
Singh Is King
Singh Is King..

Thursday 3 November 2011

Bs Karo Zalimo,


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Bs Karo Zalimo,
Itnai Dino Mein Kya Hal Bna Dia Hai Apna.
Kbi Gosht Nahin Kahya Kya?:-)

Eid Ul Azha Mubarak Ho


Wish U A Happy Eid,

Soft And Silki,
White And Milki,
Sweet As Honey
And Full Of Money.
Eid Ul Azha Mubarak Ho

Ek Bakra Kasai Ke Hath Katne Se Pahle


Ek Bakra Kasai Ke Hath Katne Se Pahle
Kaun Sa Gana Gata Hah?
Think…
Kr Chale Hum Fida Jaan-O-Tan
Sathiyo Ab Tumhare Hawake “MATAN” Sathiyo.

7 November Ko Tum Mango Gay Hum Denge


7 November Ko Tum Dil Mango Gay Hum Denge
Jigar Mango Gay Hum Denge
Eyes Mango Gay Hum Denge
.
.
.
..Kyun Ke
.
.
Us Din Hum Ne Bakra Zebah Karna Hai

Apun Ko Kaisy Pata Chalay Ga K Ye Bakra Hai Ya Bakri?


Munna Bhai:
Apun Ko Kaisy Pata Chalay Ga K Ye Bakra Hai Ya Bakri?
Circuit:
Simple Bhai ,
Pathar Mar Kar Dekho,
Ager Bhaga To Bakra Aur Ager Bhagi To Bakri.

Eid Mubarak 2 U N Your Family…


Eid Mubarak 2 U N Your Family…
Have A Blessed Meatful Day…
Please Store My Share Of Meat
In The Freezer N Remember I Only Eat Mutton… :P

Advance Bakra Eid Mubarak.


Churi Ko Kar Tu Taiz
Itna K Har Takbeer Sy Pehly ,
Bakra Churi Sy Khud Poochay
Bata Meri Khata Kya Hai…
Advance Bakra Eid Mubarak:-)

Kash Tum Bakra Hote

Kash Tum Bakra Hote Aur Mai Tujhe Ghas Kilata,
Payar Se Tumhare Sing Hilate Aur Puchhate,
Msg Bhejane Me Kanjus Kiyun..?
Tum Ya Main, To Tum Payar Se Bolte Mei Mei….

Ye Bakra Kahan Milega


1 Bakri Thi Deewani Si
1 Bakre Par Wo Marti Thi
Sharma Ke
Punch Hilake
Galiyon Se Gujarti Thi
Photo Tumhara De Kar
Poocha Karti Thi
Ye Bakra Kahan Milega
Ye Bakra Kahan Milega

Cham Cham Chamkta


Cham Cham Chamkta Chanda Tim Tim Krty Taary
Koi Bhi SMS Nahi Kr Raha
Gosht Mangny Chaly Gaye Kia Sarey..?:-D